Get an Exclusive Interview with Rob Granito for only $150!

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By now I assume that 99% of comics fans are aware who Rob Granito is. If not, he is an infamous comic art fraudster, and noted friend of famous DC Comics writer, Jay Didilo. Want to know more, go read Bleeding Cool‘s Expose on him!

Well, this morning, Comics Cube is reporting that they have received an email from Alison Granito, Rob’s wife/manager, offering them the chance of an interview with the man himself. Of course, the interview isn’t free, and prices start at $150 for an email interview!

I find it strange that no other comics bloggers that I know have actually received the email. Obviously Granito is pretty inept at this sort of thing. Oh well. I thought I would post the email here, for posterity, and to spread the word on what a completes ass-hat this guy is.

Dear Comics News, Blogs, and Journalists:

March 2011 was a month that the comics industry, and comics fandom, was not expecting! A month where suddenly comics websites became ‘TMZ-like’, and scandal and tabloid excitement erupted. This was due to the controversial Rob Granito.

We ask you to consider looking past personal feelings and judgement to consider the following:

-A Facebook Group about Robert Granito had over  3,000 members in less than a week

-Websites such as comicsalliance, Wired, and many others made Rob Granito a major headline

-An entire convention panel is due to Rob Granito, called ‘How Should An Artist React To Being Granito’d'?

So, regardless of personal judgement you must admit that Rob Granito creates controversy- and controversy attracts attention. Rob Granito gets attention. Rob Granito gets people talking.

The Blog owner at All Things Geeky even explained how he had thousands of visitors to his site when he had never experienced that before. Rob Granito has gotten more attention and caused more talking amongst his detractors and his fans than any other comics professional!

Now is YOUR chance to take advantage of this red-hot story. As Charlie Sheen has proven in the mainstream media, controversy sells. It has been proven, and suggested by the convention fans blog that Rob Granito is the Charlie Sheen of Comics. And just like Charlie Sheen caused MAJOR headlines with his controversial 20/20 interview, now YOU can get Rob Granito to sit for an interview for your site or blog!

Rob Granito will live up to his image as the bad boy of comics, who admits he has made some mistakes (but who hasn’t?) but also points out that comics fandom at large does not know the WHOLE story. Find out how Rob Granito began as an artist. Discover what his experience was with the legendary Dave Stevens. Find out what REALLY went down with Mark Waid. Learn how Rob feels about the comics professionals who have derided his name in the past few weeks like Ty Templeton Jamar Igle, Al Rio, and more!

We assure you Rob Granito will live up to his interview commitments. We guarantee candid, explanatory revelations. Rob Granito proved he shook up the world in March 2011! Now watch him light up the Spring comics schedule. “I will keep going to conventions”, he says. Also, why did BleedingCool decide to break the Rob Granito story out of nowhere? Why was it pursued with such a fever? “There is more there that you dont know about”, says Rob.

ALL WEBSITES:  the following is a list of Rob’ interview fees

-e-mail interview (20 questions ONLY)   $150.00   PayPal
-30 minute phone interview   $200.00  PayPal
-1 Hour Phone or Skype interview   $250.00 PayPal

Thank you for your time. We look forward to working with you.
Alison c/o
Robert Granito Art Services

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Comments

5 Responses to “Get an Exclusive Interview with Rob Granito for only $150!”
  1. Rob Granito's Ghost Artist says:

    Ed, tons of other bloggers received the same letter that you did, and have been mocking it all week. No one has taken Granito up on the offer, though, since he and his wife are illiterate morons.

  2. Alan Olman says:

    whoa i think its a good offer i know i will allways go to a site if there is granito covers he is the bad boy of comics a straight up pimp i am not a fan or a hater just think the man is entertaining! anyway i have read your site for 10 years so you know i am long timed suscriber i think your making a mistake if you dont pay him for an interview there is alot of demande out their lol

  3. John says:

    Hey “Alan Olman”, I have a crowbar that wants to talk to your kneecaps. Douchebag Liar.

  4. Edward Kaye says:

    Also, an interesting point, “Alan Olman” has the email address of [email protected]!

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